photo courtesy u.s.a. today.
A young lady asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, she announces to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time .
The boyfriend is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the him for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the young fellow how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. He insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, he shows up at his girlfriend's parent's house and meets her at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
He goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the her parents are seated. The young man quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. Ten minutes pass and still no indication he's going to halt the prayer. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was the pharmacist."
...oh boo...
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