not to be nosy, but have you EVER been so desperate for something to eat that you'd actually order this from a restaurant menu? which reminds me of a story...
here awhile back...when pop was working in mississippi a bunch of his guys invited him over for a barbecue and he asked if he could bring anything as he had a steak thawed out - the guy hosting the barbecue told him, "no, man - we've got everything planned."
although pop is not naturally inquisitive, he was a little curious and asked, "so what're you barbecuing?" this stems from his unnatural desire to be THE best barbecuemon on the face of the planet (aren't all men afflicted with this?).
this fellow replied soberly, "we bought a huge bologna and we're slicing it into steaks for the grill!"
...oh boo...
pop trying to be genuinely helpful, "man, do you need some money? i've never been so poor."
...oh boo...
"nah - we barbecue bologna all the time!"
...oh boo...
personally, i'd rather eat bark off a tree!
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