CELLPHONE CAMERA "OH BOO"

took bertie-boy for a haircut a week or two ago - then i thought to myself, "you really should try using your cellphone camera and send pop a photo of bert!" okay. so i did.

i called pop and inquired, "did you get the photo of bert i sent to you on your cellphone?

"no, but i got a message, "PHOTO TOO LARGE TO RECEIVE", and i thought for sure i'd missed a picture of your girls!"

...oh boo...

BATHROOM RUG "OH BOO"

i purchased the most wonderfully, thick rug with a waffle-type pattern a year or so ago for our bathroom and up until recently only needed to shake it out and since we only have clean feet on it it stayed quite nice until bertie puked on it the other night.

it WAS a two and a half foot by four foot simply lush cottony texture about an inch thick.

pop cleaned up what he could of the mess and we threw it into the wash. when i pulled the rug out of the washer there was a mountain of fibers left behind and the rug now looks like a placemat.

on the back of the rug on a little tag, "DRY CLEAN ONLY!"

...oh boo...

note: see "are people really that stupid" post below.

ENABLER BERTIE "OH BOO"

this dog is an attention whore and has pop spoiled rotten and also makes pop think HE'S being obedient when he gives him a schnack!

...oh boo...